Name: MC Sykosis
Hometown: Maumee, OH
Age: 21
Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap/Nerdcore
Extended Bio:
MC Sykosis was birthed in the hard streets of Maumee, Ohio. A regular middle-class child with spectacles and a mind confused by the real world, MC Sykosis began to observe and absorb. Then he began to construct rhymes and rhythms. These loosely-defined "songs" contained lyrics about street life, utilizing heavy weapons, serial killing, and drug dealing. All things MC Sykosis himself was well-versed in (sic: he knew nothing about these things).
In order to get these rhymes and rhythms out to the public at large, he 'stole' many rap instrumentals from the internet and pressed up dozens of bootleg albums. People seemed to enjoy them. Of course, these people were friends of MC Sykosis, and probably just said they liked his music so they wouldn't hurt any fragile feelings. They didn't want MC Sykosis to feel like a silly goose.
As time went on, MC Sykosis realized that gangsta rap just wasn't his calling, and that his interest in topics such as computers, video games, Transformers, and being a white loser seemed more appropriate topics for the rappings.
And so came the Giant Robot Fist of Death!!! Mixtape. Filled with tracks lacking ego, MC Sykosis definitely made more of a name for himself.
MC Sykosis has played shows at Frankies, and Club Bijou/Zodiac, both in Toledo, Ohio. His live shows are said to be "average at best" and "a little bit more fun than getting a spinal tap." With rave reviews like these, MC Sykosis is well on his way to global stardom.
Currently, MC Sykosis lurks among the shadows, releasing new music when he feels like it. Rumor is that he is also the same man as Alex Pauken, the person who runs this website. That might be crazy talk, though.
